North Arlington All Stars

I don't know what I find more disconcerting. The fact that the Scooby Doo sequel was the biggest box-office draw this weekend or how much Condi Rice reminds me of Omarosa from The Apprentice. The similarity, for me, goes farther than the fact that they are both black women - I'm not that superficial. They also both happen to be one small step away from the dividing line between attractive and not, although they find themselves on different sides of that line. The similarity is most stark when you see them trying to defend themselves. They answer their accusors with a superior tone, similar to how short, bald men in red sports cars drive with an implied air of superiority.