Monday, April 19, 2004

"Independent candidate Ralph Nader says he thinks the draft is coming back. He claims the federal government is secretly putting draft boards back together, and if you're between the ages of 18 and 36, you're eligible. President Bush immediately re-enlisted in the National Guard, just to be safe." —Jimmy Kimmel

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